Season 1

Feb. 1, 2021

Top 5 Executive Orders You'd Sign in Your First 100 Days

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Nathan Hennenfent The Über Cinco listing posse has been inspired by the transfer of presidential power. We're taking our own crack at the first 100 days in office as we battle over who …

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Jan. 25, 2021

Top 5 Regional Foods: The Challenge | Special Guests: The Maker In Me…

Last week, a profanity laden phone call from Alex Lovinggood broke into our show where he challenged Über Cinco's very own Mitch Brinkman to a Regional Foods Redux. An unhappy Lovinggood from The Maker In Me podcast believes ...

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Jan. 18, 2021

Top 5 Mistakes You'd Make With Eternal Youth After Finding the Holy G…

You've got it! You chose wisely! You drank from the Holy Grail and now have eternal youth. I'm sure you have a laundry list of great things you're going to do with it, but we're only interested in your mistakes. …

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Jan. 11, 2021

Top 5 Lies to Tell at Your High School Reunion

We know you're all familiar with the wholesome family show we have here so we're going to ride the spectrum from warm-hearted to incredibly dark this week! A mixture of true and tall tales make up this week's episode culminat...

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Jan. 4, 2021

Top 5 Things That Ruin a Vacation

These are the fly in the ointment humans, unforeseen circumstances, and just plain neglect that take a well-planned vacation and derail it faster than an over-trusted fart. Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. N...

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Dec. 28, 2020

It's a Clip Show! | Best of Fast Fives

It's an Über Cinco Clip Show! We're 30 episodes+ into a long season and the studio is breathing down our necks to cut production costs so we can save up for the giant explosion in the season finale. It's all …

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Dec. 21, 2020

Top 5 Christmas Cookies

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Mitch Conti vs. Mitch Brinkman Our last full episode of 2020 welcomes back one of our favorites, Mitch Conti. He battles with laughter against the other Mitch, in the Top 5 Christmas Cookies cheer-of...

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Dec. 14, 2020

Top 5 Personal Xmas Traditions

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Our holiday episodes continue, as we turn inwards and find out about some excellent, personal, seldom shared Christmas traditions. This one peels back the wrapping on t...

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Dec. 8, 2020

Top 5 Ways I Am Very Christmasy

Host: Alex Lovinggood | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Our favorite brewer, maker and über fella, Alex Lovinggood stops by to be our very first guest host in the first of our Christmas episodes. Admitted jingleheads, Brian E...

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Nov. 30, 2020

Top 5 Regional Foods

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Dylan Cattie Special guest and soon to be man of the law, Dylan Cattie, stops in to share his Top 5 Regional Foods. He cites precedent, makes wild accusations and performs for the …

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Nov. 23, 2020

Top 5 Non-#Blessed Things to Be Thankful For

Thanksgiving is a time for thanks...but not for that lovey dovey crap! This year we're going full-on selfish, baby! Oh, you're #blessed to have grandma looking down on you? Well, we're non-#blessed to have TVs, cars and other...

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Nov. 16, 2020

Top 5 Ways to Let Someone Down Easy

We are breaking away from cliché today folks. Although romantic relationships are fair game for this topic we’re encouraging the listers to go outside the box as there are plenty of personal relationships that need a gentle s...

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Nov. 9, 2020

Top 5 Ways to Procrastinate

You should listen to this episode immediately, don't put it off! We rattle off our Top 5 Ways to Procrastinate and you'll even be served up some delectable Fast Five Presidential Concession Speech Limericks. -----------------...

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Nov. 2, 2020

Top 5 Presidential Celebrity Cabinet Members

It's election week in America and what better way to distract ourselves from the current hellscape with a trip down fantasy lane! Brian and Mitch go head to head making their case for their top celebrity picks for: 5 - …

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Oct. 26, 2020

Top 5 Haunts You Wish You Were a Party To

This episode is DENSE and THICC! Strap in for detailed anecdotes of real life horror and some wishful haunting thoughts. These are spooky places or situations you wish you could either encounter or simply wish you were the ou...

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Oct. 19, 2020

Top 5 Situations to Fall Ass-Backwards Into

Think of a situation you have dreamed about being in. Now imagine you've fallen ass-backwards into it without warning! Which of those scenarios could you handle?! We take a dive into Brian and Nathan's ass-backwards situation...

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Oct. 12, 2020

Top 5 Movies Released In Your Birth Year | 1986 v. 1990

We have a short film in competition that needs your vote! Head on over to https://ubk.fyi/vote to watch the movie and lend us your support! Time to travel back to a period where cinema was in top form. This week's …

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Oct. 5, 2020

Top 5 Delectable Fall Traditions To Look Forward To

Everything is dying, so time to have some fun! Whether crunchy leaves or the undead are your thing we got you covered with these fall activities that let you know we're in the spooky season. Heat up your cider, throw …

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Sept. 28, 2020

Top 5 Personalities You Meet at the DMV

We conducted a survey of 100 random people on the street to name Hell on Earth. All 100 answered the Department of Motor Vehicles. This week we dive into the personalities you meet at the DMV and the personal stories …

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Sept. 21, 2020

Top 5 Back to School Items

We're a little tardy with this one, but we're still gold star boys. We got our backpacks packed. Our boots tied tight. And we hope we don't get in a fight. It's back to school time for BizBear! Don't forget …

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Sept. 14, 2020

Top 5 All-Time Hollywood Hoops Starting Lineup

Lace up your Jordan's and get ready to draw shirts or skins, U5 is hitting the court! This week we decide which Hollywood stars, living or dead, would make for a powerhouse basketball bench. Host | Brian Ernst • Contestants …

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Sept. 7, 2020

Top 5 Awkward Social Encounters

We've all been there. Having someone walk in on us in the bathroom or being in a situation where we've said the wrong thing. Here are the Top 5 Awkward Social Encounters. Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman ...

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Aug. 31, 2020

Top 5 Non-Leading Thespians of the Silver Screen

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Conti This week our special guest, and prior collaborator, Mitch Conti stops by to list and defend his five favorite non-leading thespians working in Hollywood today. Who's won aw...

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Aug. 24, 2020

Top 5 Skills You Wish You Had

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent This week we fill the air with our shortcomings! Hear us reveal and defend the skills we wish we had in a perfect world. Will it be to ride a motorcycle …

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