Episodes

You're having a sidebar conversation or maybe even distracted by the latest notification on your phone when you hear, "What'll you have?" Rattled into making a decision you choose the first thing that comes to mind. We all ha...

Generally speaking, we all had a great experience at college, but there were some things that weren't all they were cracked up to be. Here we go through what grandiose promises higher education laid out for us, and what the …

Host: Brian Ernst | Guest Judge: Allison Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman When the world returns to normal, we will once again need really clever excuses to depart social gathering, or even better, av...

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Nathan Hennenfent The Über Cinco listing posse has been inspired by the transfer of presidential power. We're taking our own crack at the first 100 days in office as we battle over who …

Last week, a profanity laden phone call from Alex Lovinggood broke into our show where he challenged Über Cinco's very own Mitch Brinkman to a Regional Foods Redux. An unhappy Lovinggood from The Maker In Me podcast believes ...

You've got it! You chose wisely! You drank from the Holy Grail and now have eternal youth. I'm sure you have a laundry list of great things you're going to do with it, but we're only interested in your mistakes. …

We know you're all familiar with the wholesome family show we have here so we're going to ride the spectrum from warm-hearted to incredibly dark this week! A mixture of true and tall tales make up this week's episode culminat...

These are the fly in the ointment humans, unforeseen circumstances, and just plain neglect that take a well-planned vacation and derail it faster than an over-trusted fart. Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. N...

It's an Über Cinco Clip Show! We're 30 episodes+ into a long season and the studio is breathing down our necks to cut production costs so we can save up for the giant explosion in the season finale. It's all …

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Mitch Conti vs. Mitch Brinkman Our last full episode of 2020 welcomes back one of our favorites, Mitch Conti. He battles with laughter against the other Mitch, in the Top 5 Christmas Cookies cheer-of...

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Our holiday episodes continue, as we turn inwards and find out about some excellent, personal, seldom shared Christmas traditions. This one peels back the wrapping on t...

Host: Alex Lovinggood | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman Our favorite brewer, maker and über fella, Alex Lovinggood stops by to be our very first guest host in the first of our Christmas episodes. Admitted jingleheads, Brian E...

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Dylan Cattie Special guest and soon to be man of the law, Dylan Cattie, stops in to share his Top 5 Regional Foods. He cites precedent, makes wild accusations and performs for the …

Thanksgiving is a time for thanks...but not for that lovey dovey crap! This year we're going full-on selfish, baby! Oh, you're #blessed to have grandma looking down on you? Well, we're non-#blessed to have TVs, cars and other...

We are breaking away from cliché today folks. Although romantic relationships are fair game for this topic we’re encouraging the listers to go outside the box as there are plenty of personal relationships that need a gentle s...

You should listen to this episode immediately, don't put it off! We rattle off our Top 5 Ways to Procrastinate and you'll even be served up some delectable Fast Five Presidential Concession Speech Limericks. -----------------...

It's election week in America and what better way to distract ourselves from the current hellscape with a trip down fantasy lane! Brian and Mitch go head to head making their case for their top celebrity picks for: 5 - …

This episode is DENSE and THICC! Strap in for detailed anecdotes of real life horror and some wishful haunting thoughts. These are spooky places or situations you wish you could either encounter or simply wish you were the ou...

Think of a situation you have dreamed about being in. Now imagine you've fallen ass-backwards into it without warning! Which of those scenarios could you handle?! We take a dive into Brian and Nathan's ass-backwards situation...

We have a short film in competition that needs your vote! Head on over to https://ubk.fyi/vote to watch the movie and lend us your support! Time to travel back to a period where cinema was in top form. This week's …

Everything is dying, so time to have some fun! Whether crunchy leaves or the undead are your thing we got you covered with these fall activities that let you know we're in the spooky season. Heat up your cider, throw …

We conducted a survey of 100 random people on the street to name Hell on Earth. All 100 answered the Department of Motor Vehicles. This week we dive into the personalities you meet at the DMV and the personal stories …

We're a little tardy with this one, but we're still gold star boys. We got our backpacks packed. Our boots tied tight. And we hope we don't get in a fight. It's back to school time for BizBear! Don't forget …

Lace up your Jordan's and get ready to draw shirts or skins, U5 is hitting the court! This week we decide which Hollywood stars, living or dead, would make for a powerhouse basketball bench. Host | Brian Ernst • Contestants …