Thanksgiving is a time for thanks...but not for that lovey dovey crap! This year we're going full-on selfish, baby! Oh, you're #blessed to have grandma looking down on you? Well, we're non-#blessed to have TVs, cars and other materialistic privileges! Time to get petty.
Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Mitch reveals the Fast Five Turkey Pardon Prospects of 2020.